I think. Therefore, I am.

Mommy: "Lets do a puzzle!"
Noah: "No thanks. I'd rather look out the window, it's really pretty out."
Mommy: "Want to go outside?"
Noah: "No. Just look from the window, thanks."

World travler. Period.

From the desk of Mrs. Lindsey:

Noah: "One day my mommy and daddy are going to take me to Europe...Congo...California...Alaska...Paris...."

I'm an artist, duh.

Noah: Daddy who am I?
Daddy: I don't know. Who are you?
Noah: I am Picasso.

How resourceful!

Noah: "Daddy always buys you flowers but I don't have a money, so I made you some out of legos. Here."

Me: "Aww Noah that's so sweet of you, thanks!"
Noah: "I want to show them to daddy. What's his number so I can text him?"

Did you ever wonder what Darth Vader eats?

Noah: "Daddy, what does Darth Vader eat?"
Me: "Well he eats Protein shakes and spinach salads."
Noah: "No he doesn't Daddy. He is too much machine to eat that."
Me: "Well then, what does he eat?"
Noah: "Jedis."

Can a house have too many corners?

Noah: "Daddy, the house has too many corners."
Me: "Why is that Noah?"
Noah: "It does. We need a new house."
Me: "Well, how many corners does the house have?"
Noah: "60. Let me count them. 1, 2. 3, 4. ......20....30. See Daddy, too many corners."

Punctuality is important...

Noah: "Mommy, I need to have an important meeting!"
Me: "Really?"
Noah: "Yes! It's about my light saber. Round up all of my animals please, they need to be on time for it!"