Noah - "Mommy, Auntie never dies."
Mommy - "Why would you say that? No she does not die."
Noah - "Well she smokes all the time, and it's bad for you and kills you"
Two Noahethanism's for the day.
1. Noah to Mommy this morning - "I don't feel adjusted, I think it's my throat."
2. Noah to me this evening - "Daddy your head is too big, I can't see around it."
