Columbus never said sorry

February 6th -
Noah - "Xavier said pink is an icky color
Mommy - "What does Noahethan think?"
Noah - " I think pink is pretty, and mommy is beautiful, and daddy is awesome"

February 7th
Noah - "Mill you play with me?"
Me - "Yes noah"
Noah -"Ok, we need to bring the ATAT in here to fight those two small ships"
Me - "Noah the ATAT doesn't belong in Mommy and Daddy's bedroom"
Noah "Yes it does"

February 7th - Classic!
Noah - "Daddy what do they say at the end of the Rudolph song?"
Me - "You will go down in history, like Columbus."
Noah - "Daddy, do you know Columbus was a bad person, and he killed a lot of people"
Me - "Yes, Noah I do."
Noah - "But daddy he didn't even say sorry"