These are two great Noaheathisms from December of 2010. They are worthy of a good laugh if you need one today.
1. Noah Yoga
Noah: "Daddy I want to teach you yoga."
Me: "Ok, Noah."
Noah: "See that's yoga!"
Me: "Noah, that is a forward role."
Noah: "No, that is how you do my yoga."
2. Are one armed scissors bad?
Me: "Noah, do you want to listen to Matt Pond?"
Noah: "No, I want something cooler. I want something that sounds like a robot."
Me: "How about this"
Noah: "What is this song?"
Me: "One Armed Scissor by At The Drive In."
Noah: "Daddy, are they bad?"
Me: "No, they ae really good"
Noah: "Then why are they singing bad."
Me: laughed for a good two minutes
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